I love funny pet stories. Here's a couple of my personal favorites.

When I was little, we had a Siamese cat named Sam, and he was quite the character and would do odd things like get in the bathtub with me. Once, when he was around 6-7 months old, he was out on the deck on the back of the house, a full storey above the ground, when a flock of birds came by. They didn't respond to his requests to land, so he tried to fly after them and ended up -plop!- in the backyard, more embarassed than hurt.

When my daughters were little, we had a three-legged cat named JoJo who was full of personality. One night, the girls were in bed and I had a friend over who was having a very rough time in her life at that point, and she and I went and sat on my bed and talked for a few hours (less noise to wake up the kids). Anyhow, we're sitting there talking and JoJo comes prancing through the room and ino the bathroom, where she proceeds to hop up on the toilet, urinate, turn around and look behind her, then hop off and walk away, with us watching the entire time. I told her, "Good girl!" and gave her a treat, but she never did it again. I think she was just proving she could if she wanted to.

And finally, a cute little thing that Princess Consuela Banana Hammock did yesterday -- she's been jumping up and "hugging" the kitchen doorframe for a week or two now, and yesterday, she got high enough that she could actually reach for the lightswitch -- which she did, but slid down rather than turning off the light.