What are the strangest bp myths you have heard?

[OTorresUSMC]

"Can't they get out and kill you in your sleep?" Credit= coworker. The eyeroll I gave them I think sufficiently explained the stupidity of their comment lol

[GiddyGoat]

What is with people and the whole "in your sleep" thing lol. I always find that people think for some odd reason my snake has more of a desire to kill me while I'm sleeping. And I also don't understand why people seem to think that snakes can just "get out" whenever they want. Haha, I mean, they can if you don't take precaution, but if I have a locking door and a locking lid how the hell is my snake gonna open that?? "hold on just lemme take out my arms and hands for a sec"~ no snake ever

[Joci]

What is with people and the whole "in your sleep" thing lol. I always find that people think for some odd reason my snake has more of a desire to kill me while I'm sleeping. And I also don't understand why people seem to think that snakes can just "get out" whenever they want. Haha, I mean, they can if you don't take precaution, but if I have a locking door and a locking lid how the hell is my snake gonna open that?? "hold on just lemme take out my arms and hands for a sec"~ no snake ever

Lol 😂

What many people think: *highly dangerous 18 foot long snake easily slips out of tank and eats owner in sleep*

Reality: *Baby snake gently noses screen* a few minutes later *Baby snake goes back to hide*

[GiddyGoat]

Lol 😂

What many people think: *highly dangerous 18 foot long snake easily slips out of tank and eats owner in sleep*

Reality: *Baby snake gently noses screen* a few minutes later *Baby snake goes back to hide*

Expectation: *Large 18 foot highly dangerous ball python coils tightly around neck and suffocates owner during handling*

Reality: Ball python- "NUH. I want warmz." *plops around neck like a necklace*

[KayLynn]

*plops around neck like a necklace*

Better be careful, it'll choke you to death

[GiddyGoat]

Better be careful, it'll choke you to death

h..hElp...I c-ca...can't b-breatheeeee *reaches out dramatically and falls onto the floor* lolllll

[Joci]

h..hElp...I c-ca...can't b-breatheeeee *reaches out dramatically and falls onto the floor* lolllll

Lol *confused noodle flicks tongue* 😂

[Sunnieskys]

"hold on just lemme take out my arms and hands for a sec"~ no snake ever

i literally just lol'd. This is so damn funny!

[GiddyGoat]

i literally just lol'd. This is so damn funny!

Haha yay, laughter. Sorry for not responding sooner, I got poisoned by a snake tongue. I don't think I'll ever recover....

And aren't people who do demonstrations supposed to KNOW THEIR STUFF??? Like c'mon XD. I've heard some variations of everything we just said in this thread over the two days of not being here as more people find out I'm getting le snek. *sigh*