LOL. I sure would love to see your face at the very first sip, though, haha.
Even for me (who likes dark beer) it was WHOA! *shudder*
and then it got better. And better. Weird how that works, lol..
when it says "chocolate coffee porter" they aren't talking about Starbucks Mocha..haha.
Its the darkest and bitterest chocolate and Espresso. But it just works together. Its still somewhat smooth. I'm not much into "sweet" drinks. They mess me up, LOL.