Ball pythons and burmese are the same!

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For Sale: 1 super rare tea cup reticulated burmball python. He is a lemon blast breed. He could be yours for the low low price of eleventy billion dollars plus shipping.

[Craiga 01453]

For Sale: 1 super rare tea cup reticulated burmball python. He is a lemon blast breed. He could be yours for the low low price of eleventy billion dollars plus shipping.

I may be interested!!! I only have elevnTEEN billion though, payment plan available????

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I may be interested!!! I only have elevnTEEN billion though, payment plan available????

Thats the problem with this business. I try to sell a rare anacondathon and get lowballed. I guess ill accept your offer and set up some sort of plan for this beautiful pyboa.

[Craiga 01453]

Thats the problem with this business. I try to sell a rare anacondathon and get lowballed. I guess ill accept your offer and set up some sort of plan for this beautiful pyboa.

Hahahahahhaaha!!!! Before I sign on the dotted line, it will cuddle and snuggle and play fetch too right????

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Hahahahahhaaha!!!! Before I sign on the dotted line, it will cuddle and snuggle and play fetch too right????

Of course, it is great with kids and pets. currently it is being housed with his play mate who is included in the same. It is a small rat named mr cuddles. Being a miniature pycondaboa he does however have a huge appetite and requires 1 cow per week which I do offer for sale on the side, but you will have to switch him to F/T since I do not deal in live animals.

[Craiga 01453]

Of course, it is great with kids and pets. currently it is being housed with his play mate who is included in the same. It is a small rat named mr cuddles. Being a miniature pycondaboa he does however have a huge appetite and requires 1 cow per week which I do offer for sale on the side, but you will have to switch him to F/T since I do not deal in live animals.

Hold on, something sounds fishy to me!! This "dwarf" eats cows? Dammit, I just ordered a 12 pack of frozen dolphins!!! I sure hope I can cancel my feeder dolphin order!!!

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For some strange reason i am relieved this conversation is a joke o-o;;

[Craiga 01453]

For some strange reason i am relieved this conversation is a joke o-o;;

wait....wh-what?!?!?!?!? I was duped!!!!! Haahhahahaa! Yup, we gotta have some laughs. Like Jimmy Buffet said "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"

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For some strange reason i am relieved this conversation is a joke o-o;;

This is no joke. I must have accidentally left out that his father was a Nigerian Prince and that when I recurve payment for him the new owner will be entitled to his inheritance of 1 million dollars.

[Craiga 01453]

This is no joke. I must have accidentally left out that his father was a Nigerian Prince and that when I recurve payment for him the new owner will be entitled to his inheritance of 1 million dollars.

Hahahhaa, you may have had me sold at Princess if it meant she came with the snake!!!!