Two questions about Burms

[Sauzo]

Oh, whaaat?? Seriously, just saw a craigslisting for a baby male albino like 30 minutes from me for a very very reasonable price. Was it meant to be? Is this fate reaching out to me? But more importantly, who is going to let me sleep on their couch when my wife kicks me out?

Dooooo eeeetttttt!! Don't tell the wife. Just play dumb and claim you have always had that snake. It just grew bigger cause she hasn't seen it out in awhile!!

I just looked it up and he's such a cute little danger noodle!!!