Funny things people have told you about snakes.

[redshepherd]

Haha guys, I don't know why it's such a universal question, but I've had so many friends ask me how snakes poop/where their poop comes out of too. So I had to show them and point out their anal scale, and they always want a close look. Yes, reptiles have a butthole! LOL

Petco actually feeds their snakes crickets LOL.

I've had a couple kids really surprised that a snake will actually poop LOL.

I love it when I first show kids my snakes and they are so afraid that they stand outside of the door of the snake room and peak in the room until I pull out a few snakes, then they come in and eventually even touch them and see how cool they are and all the different colors and patterns and sizes after about 20 minutes stand in wonder how they could ever be so scared of snakes in the first place HA!

Also, a lot of people ask me if I own 'pythons'. I say yes and they just say WOW without even knowing what they are talking about LOL.

Seriously, what's with petcos and feeding their snakes crickets OMG. I've seen my local petco (many years ago) with crickets in their ball python enclosure.

Not my story but this is a phone conversation Buddy's breeder had recently.
"Hi I was wondering if you guys doom herald your boas."
"...I'm sorry, sir, what?"
"Do you doom herald boas."
"I'm so sorry I don't know what that i-"
"Look if you don't carry doom heralds, just forget it."

Doom heralds boa.
Dumerils boa.

I almost screamed. This is the funniest crap I've ever heard LMAO.