When I did manage to get the router to produce a wireless signal, my monitor exploded, two of my dental fillings cracked apart, my dog involuntarily gushed two pints of urine into my carpet, and in the distance I could hear the sound of a jackal giving birth to the AntiChrist.
it was at this point in the story that i could no longer help myself and burst into hysterical laughter in the midst of my nice, calm, quiet office. my coworkers stared and gave me the eye and i ignored the hell out of them and kept on reading and wiping the tears off my face.