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    This gal was a nut case lol. I do believe snakes learn to recognize their owners and accept that we wont hurt them so they let us carry them around. But honestly I think they view us as "The Rat God" and/or "The funky Moving Warm Tree that sometimes drops rats". Don't get me wrong, I too take all my gals outside during the summer and let them hang out on me in the sun but that's about it. I don't go driving with them, take a shower or bath with them or take them out to dinner and a movie and then come home and cuddle with them lol. I'm waiting to read a blog of an owner who tried to have a intimate relationship with their snake lol. Now that would be a read. I can see the first line..."I tried to make love to my 8' boa and she bit my Johnson and coiled it like a bald rat and I had to call 911!!" lol.
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    Re: An interesting read

    Quote Originally Posted by Sauzo View Post
    This gal was a nut case lol. I do believe snakes learn to recognize their owners and accept that we wont hurt them so they let us carry them around. But honestly I think they view us as "The Rat God" and/or "The funky Moving Warm Tree that sometimes drops rats". Don't get me wrong, I too take all my gals outside during the summer and let them hang out on me in the sun but that's about it. I don't go driving with them, take a shower or bath with them or take them out to dinner and a movie and then come home and cuddle with them lol. I'm waiting to read a blog of an owner who tried to have a intimate relationship with their snake lol. Now that would be a read. I can see the first line..."I tried to make love to my 8' boa and she bit my Johnson and coiled it like a bald rat and I had to call 911!!" lol.
    That was a gal?? :$
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    Re: An interesting read

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    That was a gal?? :$
    Or that was one mighty feminine looking dude lol. Plus what man reads Harry Potter!!?? J/k...well kind of
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    Re: An interesting read

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    Or that was one mighty feminine looking dude lol. Plus what man reads Harry Potter!!?? J/k...well kind of
    I donno man. xD
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    Re: An interesting read

    Quote Originally Posted by Sauzo View Post
    This gal was a nut case lol. I do believe snakes learn to recognize their owners and accept that we wont hurt them so they let us carry them around. But honestly I think they view us as "The Rat God" and/or "The funky Moving Warm Tree that sometimes drops rats". Don't get me wrong, I too take all my gals outside during the summer and let them hang out on me in the sun but that's about it. I don't go driving with them, take a shower or bath with them or take them out to dinner and a movie and then come home and cuddle with them lol. I'm waiting to read a blog of an owner who tried to have a intimate relationship with their snake lol. Now that would be a read. I can see the first line..."I tried to make love to my 8' boa and she bit my Johnson and coiled it like a bald rat and I had to call 911!!" lol.
    I'll take the title of, "The Rat God." That totally works for me.


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