Is there really a huge controversy over reptile ownership??

[KingWheatley]

Do they eat pork.... cause demons were driven into a whole pack of pigs and I know plunty of Catholics that eat pork lol!

I don't know if that's still part of the teachings, but yes. They eat pork. They eat fish on fridays, and go to church nearly every day with all six of their children. And they all fast on certain days. They are half-siblings and as I am the "out-of-wedlock" child I am already predestined for Hell.

So it was not surprising that I got a snake as a pet. To them.


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