Figured pictures might help so here are those.

Big Poop: https://s31.postimg.org/xvp57sirv/IMG_00005288.jpg

This was the 'not a poop': https://s31.postimg.org/53idobb4b/IMG_00005292.jpg

"Mom I had a bad time": https://s31.postimg.org/mi2lwl897/IMG_00005295.jpg