I work in an office 4 days a week, 10 hours a day... I play board games and Minecraft in my (incredibly shrinking) spare time... no piercings, no tattoos, no strong political or religious opinions.
Husband works from home in IT... likes nerdy T-shirts, is developing a computer game... he has one tattoo (it's binary code), and buzz-cuts his own hair... not into politics but into political opinions.
Sort of your run-of-the-mill suburban nobodies, lol.