Oh, the windows are a no go. Ive got those ancient windows that open with a crank, that open like a book standing up.

In a perfect world of anti gravity it would fit, by putting it on its little end, pivioting it and getting it up the stairs that way. I'm thinking its gonna have to come apart. And yeah, I think I have to move the furniture to get it in the space I wanted it to go lol.

Its longer then the measuring tape in my sewing kit. Its 31 by 31 and a halfish, by about 76 inches.

Ive learned that I have a distorted mental perception of what 76 inches is.

smh and fml