The Kingsnakes are sleeping,
The Hognoses are out,
The Gophersnakes aren't eating
The mice are multiplying without a doubt.
Rats run rampant
Splitting in twain again and again
Poop piles up promptly
Cleaning really is quite a pain.
But you, faithful reader
Can relieve all my woes
By feeding your snake pals
Until they can't see their toes.
Rats and mice and roaches and more
From my humble establishment to your very front door.
Frozen solid or squishy and live
Call text or email, go on, thrill me to the core.
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