LadiesMan (has a better relationship with my girlfriend than I do)
BigMamma (My largest female)
Da-B*tch (because she is)
The Worm (looks and acts like a big white worm)
Dum-Dum (eats everything butt first)
Mrs Piggy (never turns down a meal)
Money (the first one I spent any "real" money on)
NoRats! (Looks at me like I know you are not going to try to feed me a rat again, mouse please)
My Favorite (Because it is)