Nono see, you have to give that kitty a name that doesn't suit it all. Something rough and tough ^_^

How about:

Death From Above, DFA for short - Kitties pounce like nuts o_O They will jump on anything that moves sometimes. Ever seen a cat jump off a bookcase onto an unsuspecting person below? ^_^

How about Spoon? Or Possibly Fork or Knife? ^_^ Or Spork! ^_-