Quote Originally Posted by redshepherd View Post
Funny story: soon after getting Cake, one of my producers who apparently hates snakes immediately proceeded to tell me the recent news about a guy kissing his pet cottonmouth on the mouth, and getting bitten in the face. He showed me a video of the guy at the same time and kind of just waited for my reaction.

Yeah, ball pythons are totally a venomous species and I would need to care.

A few minutes after that, one of my coworkers asked me in a VERY serious way, "Have you seen the movie Anaconda?"

Me: "No..."

Coworker nods gravely, "You should see it."

Because my 5 foot ball python is totally an anaconda and watching a hollywood stereotype is going to suddenly make me hate snakes, as if I'm not aware of what kind of animal they are?

(spamming more stories- I'll show myself out now.)
I love both of my snakes but not too sure about kissing either of them! Can you imagine that your snake mistakes your bad breath for some sort of food and chomp! Explain that to your family, friends and coworkers (I cannot imagine what my wife would say or do or when I would ever hear the end of it - she loves to tell people about all the stupid stuff I do, none of the good stuff!). Also I've seen Anaconda but not sure that I've seen all of it - stupid movie but if you like Jennifer Lopez...