I love both of my snakes but not too sure about kissing either of them! Can you imagine that your snake mistakes your bad breath for some sort of food and chomp! Explain that to your family, friends and coworkers (I cannot imagine what my wife would say or do or when I would ever hear the end of it - she loves to tell people about all the stupid stuff I do, none of the good stuff!). Also I've seen Anaconda but not sure that I've seen all of it - stupid movie but if you like Jennifer Lopez...