Actually, I've gotten to the point that I'll click onto another site if I hear the BF coming. Sigh... It is just easier.
I TOLD him half the people on here seem to have advanced degrees - when people are making jokes about tryptophan (off a pic of an unlabeled ring structure), and collections are listed by the Latin name - it is not like the place is populated by a bunch of low-IQ lost souls.
Whatever. He is on travel for two weeks of contract work, so, for now, I can do what I want.