Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard

[moodyman_]

A Zen master walks up to a street hot dog salesman and say.. "make me one with everything"

He gives the vendor a $20 and asks for change to which he receives "Change comes from within".

[Sirensong26]

A snail walked into a car dealership and asked for a car. Once he got everything sorted out he asked for the paint job to be modified so that the entire thing was covered in the letter S. When the car dealer asked him why, he said

"So when I drive by people can point and say "look at that escargo!!"