I was wondering when you would bring this up, oh soooooooooo predictable I am surprised you did not post a picture yet.
The problem with all those terrible online stories that you read and believe is that they are not representative of responsible live feeding most are actually negligence such as leaving a rodent in an enclosure without food or water with a snake for days.
You and many before you always come out against live feeding with the same speach which is based on ZERO experience, and it's also funny are intolerant pro F/T feeders are when they really don’t have a clue.
Personally I don’t care what you feed or what anyone feeds for that matter, what I care about is that people who come here become knowledgeable when it comes to their options, they have choices and they should know the pro and cons of each options and choose the one that is best for them based on knowledge and no fear instigated in them by some pro F/T feeder with ZERO hands on experience on the subject….because that is not education.
I feed 250 live prey a month and have done so for 9 years (and that’s to my established collection this number does not include hatchlings during baby season), I also feed F/T to all my colubrids so I am not pro one or the other however I am experienced enough to know that both are fine when done RESPONSIBLY and I can also tell you that I have never had a single issue and I am not alone.
Here is something you have no clue about based on your statements a good feeder (if not snatched as it touch the floor of then enclosure) will often fall asleep or groom itself, far from that scary monster you describe but you would not know because you have NO IDEA what the keys are for proper live feeding.
Here are some food for the thoughts learn to expend your knowledge, learn to gain REAL experience instead of believing everything you read and or hear on the internet, and after that even if you still feel like F/T is best for you don't judge others who feel that live is best for them or make idiotic comments like you have because it make you lose any credibility you might have.