Quote Originally Posted by Marla
When people at work ask me, "Have you seen Jonathan?" or "Do you know where Chris is?", I like to answer "Go fish."
When anyone would ask my grandfather "Where's so and so?" he would say "she broke a leg, so we shot her."

Here's another one. If you find a hand written note left for somebody, write something nonsensical at the bottom of it like "p.s. There are peas in my socks."