Originally Posted by Mike41793
I stopped eating dairy less than six months ago and have lost 15% of my body weight, without changing anything else about my diet or lifestyle. Does that mean you won't pair me to any of the hot mom's with tattoos and piercings like you did last year, uncle skippy?!?!
As for the hot moms with the tatts and piercings - my sister did get divorced and met a new guy. She comes with the baggage of four kids. Two of the kids are pretty normal, but three of the four do have bed wetting issues well past the age of 8. I think a few of them are medicated...for an alphabet soup of issues. Good news is that all of those are genetic defects that came from her ex-husband's side of the family. Oh, and I think two have some serious speech impediments...but she is related to me, which means that if you can run her down before menopause hits and your genes are fairly tight, she'll probably bear you a couple of healthy brats.
So sadly, you missed the boat. There's a pretty good looking Korean chick where I work...I've caught her staring pretty hard at me a few times but she has strabismus so she may be looking at the wall behind me for all I know. She's in her late 30s, but if you send me a pick maybe we can set your new skinnier self up.
I'll need a couple of full body shots. Go ahead and post them up here. After I plaster them all over Grindr I'll see if my co-worker is interested.
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