Was kinda hoping someone would call me on that one...
A. Wealth, generally a measurement of a monetary nature...I despise money...if only I could live with it!
I've wealth beyond measure if you don't count cash!
B. I can't tell a fire from a phantom from a normal or ______ (insert morph here) so as far as taste is concerned... I'm hope to develop a more mature palette so to speak!
I'm gunna guess...your name might be...Eric?
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hats off to you sir, I've joined a dozen forums with a similar titled intro...I always figure someone will respond with the line "pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name " and after all these years someone did!