Go to your local butcher or deli. Purchase some quality sausage links.

now head home.

First take out your sausage links. Give them a name, and begin practice handling. Feigning bite scenarios with the last sausage in the link may help conquer your fear.

after several weeks of practice, or when your sausage snake starts to attract critters and funk up the room, you are now ready to begin handling. Remember she's just like your sausage friend. Have no fear.



*cough*

joking aside.

handle her with confidence. She doesn't want to bite you, she wants to feel comfortable. If she's comfortable, she's happy, and if she's happy, your happy.