What is this can anyone help please ?

[KMG]

I am just scared okay. I moved into my first apartment after seeing this I'm just scared there are more. Yeah I know I sound like an idiot. I don't know what I am talking about. Before I decided to go searching the internet I figured I would ask here since people on here seem to be quite intelligent.

Congrats on your own place, exciting stuff!

We were just having a bit of fun because of the forum section you placed it under it was very out of place and then it was a very dead spider that you showed us. So that paired with you asking in a simple way if we could help was just to much and we had to have some fun with you. All questions are welcome but some of us can be a bit silly.