hmmm.... *phone book; *any computer which is running Windows ME, 2000, or Vista; *the stolen head of any sports mascot; a large amount of an illegal substance which can be smoked and gives people the munchies(legal in WA and CO); **portable training potties for children.
Think that's all I have for now. Obviously, I'll throw more up once the spins stop.
*These items can all be used as sleeping aids against home invaders. However, a person must be strong enough to bash said intruder in the head with this object.![]()
**Seriously, who hasn't fallen asleep on the toilet at least once?