Free electric and cell phone services when you recommend 15 people to sign up to the site?
You're trying to wake a real life Godzilla from the bottom of the marianas trench?
Everyone gets a pie to the face?
You bought a company that only sells sporks?
You hit the self destruct button and the coundown will skip 7?
Texas is receding from the US and creating its own country?
The US is annexing Puerto Rico and it will become the 51st state(or the 50th if Texas recedes)?
You're gonna open a 3-ring circus and pay for everyone to come visit?
You bought a home necromancy kit and brought Elvis back to life?
You turned your sister into a parrot and now she only knows 3 sentences and is molting?
Metallica is actually fronted by Weird Al Yankovic in a disguise?
BP.net trip to Rome so we can stampede a herd of cattle through the Vatican?
You've hired the Scooby Doo Detivctive Agency(meddling kids) to solve the mystery of teenagers being murdered at Camp Crystal Lake?
You've quit your full time job to follow your dream of selling propane and propane accessories?


Please tell me I'm close.