The King of Dinkers

[TurkeyPython]

If you are in need of a left nut I am willing to give you mine for this snake....

But I out-bit you at the offer of both my right nut, my kidney, and a 12 year lease on my soul.

And I outbid you all with my girlfriend, my cousin, my double bass, my guitar, my the Sims game collection(I've got all the limited editions too), a fifty two pound block of quartz, my hair, my (nearly complete) ginga(ginga densetsu riki, ginga nagareboshi gin, and most volumes of ginga densetsu weed) collection, my right arm, my left leg, and my left kidney...he can have Geoffrey the potato too.