Quote Originally Posted by CptJack View Post
That said - I own my own house and am middle aged. I kind of figure it's mostly my business what I have. If it's relevant and comes up, I tell. Except my mother, who will never, ever know because she will, like your granny, stop coming into my house. She's petrified of snakes.
I love people like you. <3 Sometimes I think it's just me that's losing my give-a-squat as I get older, then I regain my faith in humanity with posts like yours.

My dad's coming over this summer. He'll never know that the spare bedroom next to the one he'll be staying in is literally crawling with snakes. Heh heh. Thankfully the rats will be outside by then though. He's a Vietnam vet, and rodents touch off flashbacks for him.