Originally Posted by pythonminion
TRANSEXUAL SNAKES cuz, you know, JAGS!
Haha, I can't help but to think of that awkward derpy moment where someone does a pairing expecting two males or two females to breed and they only figure out the correct genders later.
I'm sure we can make an extreme advertisement out of this...
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