Holy crap! Lmao

[Neal]

Now, just glancing at a facebook post, I came across this posting on there and I clicked the link. Now while I have to say I'm sick and looking at stuff on the phone can sometimes look very convincing I immediately jumped on the computer to see how much these things were. Now keep in mind my vision is crap because so much coughing has my eyes watery and yea. So with all the random reptiles they have out there now days there is just no telling what's newly discovered.

So here is the posting:
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/pet/4269820574.html

For the picture in case it gets removed:


And the text:
2 your old male gargoyle dragon up for sale, please know about this species before you make me an offer. Breeding services also available for under 1000. (Best price on the market). His name is Goliath and he's as tame as a puppy, flies to you on command and dines on a variety of insects and veggies. Makes a great guard dragon as well.

[MrLang]

Awesome lol looks like a photoshopped savannah monitor?

[Neal]

Awesome lol looks like a photoshopped savannah monitor?

No idea.

[Montypython696]

That looks so cool! I especially like the: Flies to you on command. Part. Imagine how epic and awesome that would be if it were real.

[Neal]

That looks so cool! I especially like the: Flies to you on command. Part. Imagine how epic and awesome that would be if it were real.

If it were you can guarantee I'd be selling my motorcycle I just bought and purchasing one as long as it was under $9,000. Anything past that I'd probably remortgage the house.