You're getting cranky - welcome to our club. Hang your sweater vest on the rack over there, sit on one of our ice cold inflatable hemorhhoid donuts, help yourself to a fistful of viagra in the candy bowl over there and wash it down with some prune juice.
Then park you rapidly disappearing keister over in the barcalounger and watch Matlock with the rest of us. If you get cold, as for a lap blanket and some slippers.