I'd go to a kegger hosted by you just to hear "I'm SO EXCITED" or "I JUST LOVE THIS" after someone does a triplegainer through the livingroom ceiling after me, mike, and snakelady turned your bed into a pirate ship and made said someone walk the plank off it.

We need to get someone in hollywood to make this a scene in a "coming of age/college frat teen movie". Anyone in CA know someone?