Krylon make it stone

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Edit:
Honest question to the mods: Why has no one given this fool a time out if not an outright ban yet?

Because we aren't in the habit of banning people (temporarily or permanently) just because they might behave like jerks. (I'm speaking in general here, and not fingering anyone specifically. ) This is a public site...open to the public...and therefore, we must put up with the jerks that inevitably inhabit the public, so long as they operate within the rules we've set.