Well here is a little perspective.... I have been pooed on by a snake before... It hit my shirt and fell off and I cleaned it up and changed my shirt... No big deal. My son on the other hand was able to pee on me from 5 feet away when he was first born and the one time he pooed on me I had to clean him up, clean up the explosive mess he made all over the floor, take a shower, change every bit of my clothing, and not puke in the process...... I will take tub cleaning over diaper changing all day every day.