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Reptile pick up lines!
Just for fun, give me your best herp related pick up lines! 
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
 Originally Posted by liv
Just for fun, give me your best herp related pick up lines!
Baby, if you came out of my incubator, you'd be a definite hold back.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Lol she would be like wtf
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This thread has potential. Not saying if ever use the lines just funny to see what people can think of
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Reptile pick up lines!
Hey baby, I see you like milk snakes. I have a snake that you could milk! BAAAZING.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? 
Derek
7 adult Royals (2.5), 1.0 COS Pastel, 1.0 Enchi, 1.1 Lesser platty Royal python, 1.1 Black pastel Royal python, 0.1 Blue eyed leucistic ( Super lesser), 0.1 Piebald Royal python, 1.0 Sinaloan milk snake 1.0 crested gecko and 1 bad case of ETS. no wife, no surprise.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by interloc
Hey baby, I see you like milk snakes. I have a snake that you could milk! BAAAZING.
Hey baby, I've got two balls and they're both proven breeders
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Lol I will get an infraction so I will just read these.
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Hello, I see you like reptiles. Me too. Ah-ha-ha-heh-heh-hugh-ughh-ghuuhgh.......................
Doesn't get much smoother, ladies.
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