Twice this week I have parked my motorcycle correctly and had two parking scholars park over the line and close to me. Both times they parked on my non leaning side which means the bike gets much closer once I pick it up to ride off. One was so close I had to fold in their mirror and still lean the bike to get by.
My bike has a fixed fairing and tips the scale at over 900 lbs. I really don't know why you would park close to it. It is larger than some cars now days.
I left the mirror folded in so maybe they would get a clue they were a...well you know.