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    I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

    Lesson Number One: If you're stupid like me, you'll put your adult python down on the floor, expecting you can undress faster then she could slither away. Yeah....

    So I get home from grocery shopping, and put everything away. Then I walk to the room and get out my new big girl who I adore so much. ...I'm a little tired, hot, sweaty from walking around in abnormal warmer weather for fall/winter. So I decide to set her down by my feet just for a moment, as I begin to undress and change. I keep my eyes on her, really I do, I then realized she was moving over toward the side of my dresser, and just as I'm half undressed, she starts getting shorter and shorter, then it dawns on me. She's going behind my dresser and -half naked- I rush to catch her by the tail and hope to gently wriggle her upward and out, and she wasn't having it. I had no choice but to let her go, and call for my husband. He asked me what happened and I told him, I screwed up. He hugged me and helped me move the very heavy dresser, and to our surprise she wasn't even under it anymore. We then start checking our drawers, and I end up finding her up in my undie/sock droor, looking at me like nothing had happened. She was just like "Sup, Gotcha!"

    Yeah, never again...

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    I can just imagine her face as you opened the drawer! Slight head tilt as if to say "yes? May I help you"

    No harm done so I think this is a story to have a little giggle at. The places BP's can get to :p I made the mistake of leaving my BP in a very shallow tub of water a few weeks back while I popped into another room. I thought it was securely fastened, I came back through just in time to see a tail slithering slowly around the back of the tub as she tried to delve into the book shelf! Just in time for crisis averted :p

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    lol...haven't we all been there? Half naked, moving large pieces of furniture, looking for a missing snake?
    Lucifer Sam, Siam cat...
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    That cat's something I can't explain...

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    Haha!

    Yeah it is a bit lawl worthy. XD

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    Re: I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

    Quote Originally Posted by KayleighBrown View Post
    Lesson Number One: If you're stupid like me, you'll put your adult python down on the floor, expecting you can undress faster then she could slither away. Yeah....

    So I get home from grocery shopping, and put everything away. Then I walk to the room and get out my new big girl who I adore so much. ...I'm a little tired, hot, sweaty from walking around in abnormal warmer weather for fall/winter. So I decide to set her down by my feet just for a moment, as I begin to undress and change. I keep my eyes on her, really I do, I then realized she was moving over toward the side of my dresser, and just as I'm half undressed, she starts getting shorter and shorter, then it dawns on me. She's going behind my dresser and -half naked- I rush to catch her by the tail and hope to gently wriggle her upward and out, and she wasn't having it. I had no choice but to let her go, and call for my husband. He asked me what happened and I told him, I screwed up. He hugged me and helped me move the very heavy dresser, and to our surprise she wasn't even under it anymore. We then start checking our drawers, and I end up finding her up in my undie/sock droor, looking at me like nothing had happened. She was just like "Sup, Gotcha!"

    Yeah, never again...
    This is like my fantasy for when I actually get a girlfriend.
    "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin

    "When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
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    Re: I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

    Quote Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes View Post
    This is like my fantasy for when I actually get a girlfriend.
    Chasing a snake in panic? XD!

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    Re: I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

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    Chasing a snake in panic? XD!
    No, walking in on her half naked and stressed out chasing a snake. lol.
    "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin

    "When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
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    Lol! At least it was a big snake, and not a little one...
    Don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. - Heath Ledger

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    Re: I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

    Quote Originally Posted by sho220 View Post
    lol...haven't we all been there? Half naked, moving large pieces of furniture, looking for a missing snake?
    Nope. I was almost all the way naked.

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    Re: I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

    Well this gave me a good laugh. Half naked women playing with snakes are my favorite kind of stories. Giggady, giggady, gig-ga-dy!!!
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