I dub thee: SpinsterOriginally Posted by MootWorm
... I somehow ended up with 7 cats. And I crochet and knitI think there are a lot more young people who are old at heart than you'd think!! (I'm 24 lol).
If you watch The Golden Girls, the news, or any law and order show and fall asleep while crocheting or knitting, your levels of spinster will be unmatched. I'm sorry to say this but at such a young age the next place for you is God's Waiting Room(Florida) to wait for the next hurricane. You will stand outside yelling at the hurricane with one cane-clenched fist that it shall not pass and take your kitties before it uses you as a basketball and slam dunks you into Lake Okeechobee.
Not gonna lie I like this thread, it shows the rest of us who we should stay away from when looking for GFs. I'm amazed at how many girls have actually suckered...errr....landed such understanding husbands and boyfriends to take care of them.
None of this of course pertains to the love of my life: Doolittle. She is the bright, shining corner of my forum universe. Shining so bright that even a black hole could not prevent her light from shining.
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