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    The cursed shorts

    The last three times I have worn my turquoise gym shorts and held my snakes I've gotten peed on each time. I guess they don't like turquoise, my favorite color. It's not like I wear them that much either, so the odds are "funny". Had Allure my 850ish gram male out on the bed. I just got done telling my boyfriend I'm worried he'll be indecent and pee or poo on the bed. Usually snakes stretch out to do that and when I see that I grab them and go running for their cage or the sink. Yeah he didn't bother to get straight and soaked my sock and the comforter. I think I'll have to go sit at the apartment laundry mat tomorrow. It's going to be a cold night with several thinner blankets. The other two times: Dahlia peed out of nowhere. I had no idea so much liquid could be in such a small snake. And the other time was when I was practicing my popping on Pandora and she just unloaded on me afterward. I think I'm going to avoid wearing those shorts around them again. What buttheads.
    Alluring Constrictors

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