Seriously though, tell her what I told my mum (who was terrified to photograph my babies). How would you feel if all of the sudden a giant ripped open your house, tore you out of your bed, scooped you up in their giant paws, and started carrying you around when you've spent all of your rather brief life tucked inside a safe, cozy egg? You'd try to bite too! Heck, if you think about it, what's really amazing is that they don't all bite us all the time.