Aggressive pet python escapes, killing 2 cats before being captured

[zeion97]

Send these reporters to the Philippines and see how many retics they can find ambushing the neighborhood chickens! Oh yeah, they'd probably pass out from the mind-blow of 1.) having neighborhood chickens, 2.) having neighborhood retics, 3.) finding out the retics hide from you but the roosters will beat the crap out of you.

Lol.

I've heard of those!!! They get up to like 80+ feet and can weigh almost 5,000 pounds! They shoot laser beams from there eyes and breath fire..... those chickens though... Man they wouldn't hurt a fly!