Okay, I'm curious on this matter so I'll ask.
The difference between saying you would do something and you are going to do something is clearly distinguishable correct? If you you would do something it's a general statement, but if you say that you're going to do something it can be taken as an action.
For instance:
"I'd headbutt my monitor if it flashed"
or
"I would to headbutt my monitor if it flashes"
So my point is that the two are clearly distinguishable between a statement versus an action. Right?