I've almost burned down my apartment 3 times (twice cooking bacon and once toasting bread) and I've cut off the end of 2 fingers, not at the same time. Then there was the time I made apple pie and as I was taking it out of the oven it tipped and all the hot juice spilled on the floor. I can make amazing risotto and cherry cordials, but I can't seem to make Jell-O or kool-aid!!