If I felt like it, I could go out right now, open a couple houses with hungry girls in them and get myself some really impressive bites.
Or, I could pull out a gentle, cowardly BP and pry his mouth open, guaranteeing a few accidental snags.
Then again, I could pry open a Boa's mouth and approximate "milking it", using my hand instead of a collection cup.
None of the above would constitute a real attack...but they'd look pretty good/bad.
This still just reeks.
I 'smell like animals' 24/7 by merit of having my dogs lounging over me all the time.
None of my snakes has ever mistaken me for supper.