Want to hear about my first car? '98 jeep grand cherokee. 14mpg, broke down constantly, floorboards always flooded and no one could figure out why, AC only worked when it felt like, radio was out, oh, and the hatch back wouldn't hold itself up but I sho' did have a broom stick to keep it up. ;D Oh, and I couldn't lock it, because if I did the anti-theft turned on, and I'd have to be hotwired back into my own vehicle.
I always really, really hoped that someone would steal it lol