I feel like an idiot, and yes, I am in fact blonde....

[MasonC2K]

I feel bad asking those questions to people, but the situations like that where it WAS the case make me just laugh hard.

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My favorite tech support frustration dialog I heard once:

Sir, tell me. Do you have any children?
You do? A little girl? How old is she?
11! That's great! Could I speak to her please?
*Girl gets on phone*
Hi! I am so-and-so from tech support. What's your name?
Well, your Daddy is having problems setting up his email. Could you do me a favor of look at his SMTP settings? That's great! Thanks.
*girls fixes problem without any help*
Thanks for your help dear. Oh, and if your Mommy or Daddy ever have a problem like this again, tell them it's broken and to give the computer to you to play with and that they should go out and buy a Mac because they are specifically designed for idiots....I mean Mommies and Daddies.
Alright, you have a good day!