A funny snake rap song

[CaliforniaKing]

Me and my friend were looking to see if there were any funny rap songs about the snake industry.


Couldn't find any thing so we made some

[Neal]

Me and my friend were looking to see if there were any funny rap songs about the snake industry.


Couldn't find any thing so we made some

Funny that they didn't have any videos, but honestly rap is crap. I hate the fact that people have to curse to try to sound cool. The idea was funny, but just the voice and the lyrics make the song sound stupid. I honestly feel like I just wasted 2:28 seconds of my life that could of been used for something much more useful, like going outside and kill a mosquito or something.

Sorry if I come across rude, but if you were aiming for funny, you should of made a song with some kind of Weird Al parody, then it would of been funny.

[TheSnakeGeek]

Funny that they didn't have any videos, but honestly rap is crap. I hate the fact that people have to curse to try to sound cool. The idea was funny, but just the voice and the lyrics make the song sound stupid. I honestly feel like I just wasted 2:28 seconds of my life that could of been used for something much more useful, like going outside and kill a mosquito or something.

Sorry if I come across rude, but if you were aiming for funny, you should of made a song with some kind of Weird Al parody, then it would of been funny.

i didnt even listen to the song because im on my phone at work.. but i love when people say "rap is crap" (sarcasm). not all rap is crap. most of the stuff on the radio, yes, but then again most stuff from other genres on the radio is too. i listen to all sorts of stuff. a lot of people say all my heavy metal is crap. do i think there is some crap metal? yes. i think theres crap rap too. but just because its not your preferred style of music doesnt make all of it "crap." music is a form of art. using the same logic in regards to visual art, some people may say abstract art is crap. it's not all crap. there is some BEAUTIFUL abstract art out there. you just gotta quit being closed minded and look for it.

[Neal]

i didnt even listen to the song because im on my phone at work.. but i love when people say "rap is crap" (sarcasm). not all rap is crap. most of the stuff on the radio, yes, but then again most stuff from other genres on the radio is too. i listen to all sorts of stuff. a lot of people say all my heavy metal is crap. do i think there is some crap metal? yes. i think theres crap rap too. but just because its not your preferred style of music doesnt make all of it "crap." music is a form of art. using the same logic in regards to visual art, some people may say abstract art is crap. it's not all crap. there is some BEAUTIFUL abstract art out there. you just gotta quit being closed minded and look for it.

For starters, I don't care about your sarcasm, did you want a cookie for pointing it out? Most of the rap in general is crap. They all rap about the same three things with a four added in sometimes: sex, money, drugs and add it the murking this or that person. It's the reason that society has all these moronic kids walking around with their pants off their butt thinking it's a "gangsta" look. It was originated in jail, it's for easy access and meant you belonged to somebody. What kind of music do you think promotes that in 99.9% of the videos. I'll give you a hint because it's not metal, country, alternative. It's rap in case you haven't guessed. It's not about style of music, it's about class.

Sure I liked some of the Bone Thugs & Harmony songs, and Eminem has a decent song or two, but that's about it. The definition of rap is what you see now. Lil' Wayne, Boosie, Sussie, Whoosie and whoever else you want to say. The rap now is way different from the stuff that was recorded in the 90's.

[TheSnakeGeek]

For starters, I don't care about your sarcasm, did you want a cookie for pointing it out? Most of the rap in general is crap. They all rap about the same three things with a four added in sometimes: sex, money, drugs and add it the murking this or that person. It's the reason that society has all these moronic kids walking around with their pants off their butt thinking it's a "gangsta" look. It was originated in jail, it's for easy access and meant you belonged to somebody. What kind of music do you think promotes that in 99.9% of the videos. I'll give you a hint because it's not metal, country, alternative. It's rap in case you haven't guessed. It's not about style of music, it's about class.

Sure I liked some of the Bone Thugs & Harmony songs, and Eminem has a decent song or two, but that's about it. The definition of rap is what you see now. Lil' Wayne, Boosie, Sussie, Whoosie and whoever else you want to say. The rap now is way different from the stuff that was recorded in the 90's.

for starters, yes, i would love a cookie if you're offering. i can pm you my address so you can ship it right over. you must be one of those people that also thinks all music with screaming is devil worship.

[Neal]

for starters, yes, i would love a cookie if you're offering. i can pm you my address so you can ship it right over. you must be one of those people that also thinks all music with screaming is devil worship.

Wrong again Scotty. I don't like heavy metal, and it's not that I think it's crap, it's just not my type of music. I prefer Staind, 3 Door's Down, Linkin Park, Shinedown, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, 12 Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bush, Collective Soul, Creed, Crossfade, Evanescence, Disturbed(Can get loud in some songs), Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Seether.

Nice job trying to categorize me though, but don't quit your day job.

[Neal]

Also, to top it off. Before I even clicked on the thread it had 56 views and 0 replies. You know what that means? If not I'll put it simple and blunt. Other people thought the same exact thing I did and just didn't want to say it. I on the other hand have no problem speaking my mind and for the people!!!

I bet some people even felt like they wasted 5 secs of their lives by just reading the original post and that's without even watching the video, that's what 56 views and 0 replies tells me.

EDIT:
Oh wait. It's at 87 views and the only replies are you trying to defend that terrible thing you call a form of "art". Also if you want to get technical, all they're doing is rhyming and saying words. Maybe a voice change thing here and there if you wanna get "Chopped & Screwed"(LMFAO). You want art? Listen to Disturbed, David Draiman, how he changes his vocals and without a stutter or a loss of a word, that's art. Art is seeing somebody playing a guitar and singing and sounding good, having a person in the background playing drums and other instruments while the singer is focusing and staying on track, that's art. You know what rap is? Somebody saying stuff really fast and then adding a beat, it's not art, it's a joke.

This is a great example of art:

That's Aaron Lewis from Staind, live while playing a guitar and singing that song in an amazing way. Skip to 5 minutes for the music.

[Mike41793]

Rap is crap? Every song raps about the same things? You're wrong. Most of the stuff on the radio isn't rap, it's pop IMO. I'm a metal head to the grave, but i can respect all genres. Every genre has good and bad stuff, don't generalize like that, it makes you look like a fool.
Now listen to these songs and tell me rap is still crap.

Rap still crap? If you honestly can't relate to any of these songs then you've lived in a bubble lol

[Neal]

Rap is crap? Every song raps about the same things? You're wrong. Most of the stuff on the radio isn't rap, it's pop IMO. I'm a metal head to the grave, but i can respect all genres. Every genre has good and bad stuff, don't generalize like that, it makes you look like a fool.
Now listen to these songs and tell me rap is still crap.


Rap still crap? If you honestly can't relate to any of these songs then you've lived in a bubble lol

I never said I couldn't relate to some stuff in some songs, I'm sure we all could. I listened to one of those, mainly because the connection here is terrible and with it raining it's not helping. I don't like it. Rap is still rap at the end of the day and the way the tempo of the music and the words are portrayed is what I don't like. That's why I knock the whole genre down, because I don't consider it music. Music is an art to me, and rap lacks that.

Now like I said earlier, growing up I listened to Bone Thugs & Harmony because they had some great songs, but most of them I didn't like. Sure while some songs may have good lyrics, usually they've also added a ton of curse words which just makes it stupid.

[Mike41793]

I never said I couldn't relate to some stuff in some songs, I'm sure we all could. I listened to one of those, mainly because the connection here is terrible and with it raining it's not helping. I don't like it. Rap is still rap at the end of the day and the way the tempo of the music and the words are portrayed is what I don't like. That's why I knock the whole genre down, because I don't consider it music. Music is an art to me, and rap lacks that.

Now like I said earlier, growing up I listened to Bone Thugs & Harmony because they had some great songs, but most of them I didn't like. Sure while some songs may have good lyrics, usually they've also added a ton of curse words which just makes it stupid.

Who are you to decide what is and isn't music lmao??? I hate country. To me it all sounds the same. Some guy strumming on a guitar talking about tractors and beer and the hot blond in her daisy dukes... but even i can respect that its still music. It's just how the artists choose to express themselves.

You don't like rap because they talk about drugs, sex, money and killing people? The bands you listed all have songs about that stuff. I saw you listed metallica and right off the bat "master of puppets" comes to mind... Hmmmm, what do you think that songs about?! "For whom the bell tolls".... What about that album they had... titled... "Kill Em All".... Lmao

EDIT: curse words offend you? Have you heard "its been awhile" by staind? Oh my all that swearing he does! :o