Once upon a time there were three people on a train: A Russian, A Cuban, and a Deaf Person.
the Russian pulled out a bottle of $700 vodka (distilled by the czar's personal brewmeister), took one sip out of it, and then opened the window and threw it out!!!
The deaf person asked him: "What did you do that for??"
He responded back: "There's plenty of that back where I come from,
so I'm not even worried about it"
The Cuban then pulled out a box of hand rolled Havana cigars. He lights one, takes one drag on it, then opens the window and throws it and the rest of the box out!!
The deaf man asks him: "What'd you do that for??"
The Cuban replied: "There's plenty of those back where I come from, so I'm not even worried about it"
Suddenly, a hearing person walks by!! The deaf man grabs him, opens the window and forces him out!!!!
The Russian and the Cuban turn to him and ask "What's with you?? What did you do that for??"
The deaf man answers back: "There's plenty of those back where I come from. I'm not even worried about it!!"
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