Hiding my ball python in a dorm?

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I personally feel that this all falls under the above. Dont do it, its not legal, per your school regulations or whatever, not worth it, dont need it making the news somehow, giant python loose in college dorm.... sell it, find someone to care for it while your at school, get an apartment. Sometimes you have to accept the hard facts of life.