My friend Shannon

[Neal]

Is she single?

Nope, she's married. Still a nice site though.

Well really, she's lucky she didn't get more injured. The snake had two easy targets!

I know right? That snake is blind if it didn't see those two targets, they're huge.

Does she keep her snake in her rack? ... I mean... a rack?

She said she tried to take that pic with the snake coming out between her boobs but it kept pulling it down. I was like, is that a bad thing?